jUst sAying !!!

.. just saying ..

ENGLISH VERSION of funny saying ...

" you're just spinning me around. I had enough .. it's better

if you'll just kill me .."
- ELECTRIC FAN-

" not all people who have no underpants 'r obscene .."
- Winnie d' POOH-

" didn't you know that I have no desire except to b' close to you,

but you keep avoiding me .."
- COCKROACH-

" okay then, go ahead, indulge yourself .. I know that it's only

my body that you 'r after .."
- SHRIMP-

" not all green 'r nutritious "
- PHLEGM-

" I did not desire that U brag me as Ur own, I just don't want U

to deny me so vehemently in front of so many people.."
- FART-

" i'm really fed up, I'm always being passed on from one person to

another,I'm really tired of this.."
- BALL-

" I've done everything just to make U happy. is it really hard to b'
contented with one? why 'r U always moving from one thing to

another..?!?"
- TV-

" not all sour has vitamin C "
- ARMPIT-

" even if U try hard of removing me from Ur life, I would still

come back "
- body mud / skin dirt-

" don't roll me up "
- BOOGER-

" how can we even form something if I won't get on top of U?"
- LEGO (figuratively pertaining to pregnancy)-

" not all blood can b' donated "
- MENSTRUATION-

" I'm just a patch in a hole on Ur life.."
- SANITARY NAPKIN-

" don't U have anything else to do x'cept spin me up 'n down

on Ur palms?.."
- YOYO-

" the only thing I ask of U is that U don't pour every thing

to me .."
- PAIL -

" what I hated most is that U always look at me just like that "
- MIRROR

" what do U think of me, easy to get?!.."
- TURTLE-

" I don't want to b' the sparkling wick of Ur life .."
- CIGARETTE-

" I don't want to go with U anymore .. U drag me everywhere .."
- SHOES-

" is it my fault that i'm choosy?!"
- STRAINER-

" why 'r U always sticking to me?!"
- SCOTCH TAPE-

" hey, I'm intelligent, U can't out-wit me!"
- CALCULATOR-

" what I really hate in U is that, U keep on steeping on me .."
- DOORMAT-

" please, I beg of U .. don't let me go, I don't want to lose U .."
- BALLOON-

" after using me, U just brush me aside like a rag .."
- CONDOM-

" this is my role in Ur life isn't it?! .. a decoration!"
- TROPHY-

" go on .. don't stop! .. faster! faster! ... I'm about to come .."
- WELL PUMP-

" get away from me, I'm evil .. I always hurt people!"
- THORNS-

" hey buddy, if I were U I wouldn't go there, he'll just use U
as a bait .."
- FISH BAIT/WORM-

" the thing is .. U always put me in a box .."
- GIFT-

" all of my time, I give to U .."
- ALARM CLOCK-

" the thing is, I'm always caught in between .."
- SANDWICH FILLING-