... ilusiones opticas II ...

do I wish that I can draw like this ... another images by ilusiones opticas ..

... ilusiones opticas ...

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-- yet another silly random thoughts --

... me 'n my silliness .. thoughts that matter 'n just stupid stuff that liked to share to everybody whom may reading this ... thoughts that I found cute, funny, interesting 'n mostly non-sense ... just wanted to share as always .. hope I entertain someone by reading this ... he he he he



~~ LIFE is to short to dance with ugly ppl ~~

~~ has recurring nightmare which comes to visit him ever once in a week .. it's called MONDAY ~~
~~ is wondrin' y..!?.. ppl asked tall ppl if they play basketball but not ask short ppl if they work for Willy Wonka ~~
~~ remember: every thing in life is a choice, 'n every choice comes with consequence! so if I smack the crap out of U .. remember .. it was Ur choice! ~~
~~ it is funny that U can spell the word ENTRANCE .. but when it comes to opening a door that reads "PUSH TO OPEN" .. U continue to tug at it forever ~~
~~ I thought of U today 'n smiled .. U prob'ly don't wanna know what I remembered ~~

~~ is confused whether to love or to hate , to run or to stay , to cry or smile .. but isn't confused whether to live or die ~~
~~ every one's talking about "the key to happiness" .. but where's the door ..!?.. ~~
~~ my head 'n heart disagree 'n I can't decide .. 'n all I end up with is a lump in my throat that makes me want to cry ~~

~~ so bored that I am just looking , putting funny/stupid statuses in my faves 'n posting on Ur walls so I can entertain myself ~~
~~ is thinking .. .. .. .. 'n that's where the trouble starts ~~
~~ Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot ~~

~~ the voices don't mean I'm crazy .. they just mean I have a greater mental capacity than most ! ~~
~~ everybody is mental on something .. I'm special b'cos .. I'm mental on everything ! ~~
~~ don't like alphabet soup .. duh! I hate reading ~~
~~ these nice men put me in a white jacket .. now I can hug myself .. YAY !!! ~~
~~ when U're talking to Urself , just remember 2 things: U know U will always get the right answer 'n U're talking to someone intelligent ~~

~~ thinks it is nice to b' important .. but it is more important to b' nice ~~
~~ in the words of Big Bird: today's episode is brought to U by the letters "W" "T" 'n "F" ~~
~~ doesn't have an attitude .. I was born with a lot of character ~~
~~ trying really hard to b' nice to people today .. so please! don't spoil it ~~
~~ I wouldn't be this much Bitchy .. if people would stop pissing me off !! ~~
~~ I don't hold grudges anymore .. I just have long memory 'n a lot of time to plan ~~
~~ I love it when people tell me: "U should think b4 U speak" .. I'm like "I did .. it's what I think 'n don't really give a crap what other people thing" ~~
~~ I had a wet dream of U last night .. .. .. .. I pissed myself laughing when U fell of the cliff ! ~~
~~ work like U don't need money , love like U've never been hurt , dance like U do when nobody's watching .. 'n make love like U're in filmed ~~
~~ sometimes wonders what motivates people to b' hurtful ..!?.. ~~
~~ if I was a flower would U pick me ? if I was a lolly would U lick me ? if I was a sweet would U suck me ? 'n if I ask U nicely .. would U _ _ _ _ me ..!?.. ~~

~~ what comes around goes around 'n when it comes around .. I hope it knocks U down, run U over, back up 'n run U over again ~~
~~ I am strong b'cos I know my weakness .. I am alive b'cos I'm a fighter .. I am wise b'cos I've been foolish .. 'n I laugh b'cos I've known sadness ~~
~~ life is to short to let one person mess it up .. so live laugh 'n piss that person off every chance U get ~~
~~ hopeful 'n confident that every thing would work out the way its suppose to .. every things happen for a reason .. there 'r no regrets just lessons ~~

~~ BITCH = Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons ~~

~~ wishes someone would comment on his status so it looks like he actually has friends ~~
~~ WARNING !!! I will more than likely to offend U at some point in time ~~
~~ there's nothing wrong with being serious .. but sometimes, U just need to b' silly 'n have some fun ~~
~~ I'm allergic to tickles .. I break out giggles ~~
~~ wonders: if someone has an itchy ass 'n makes biscuit's at the same time .. is that what it means .. when the biscuits 'r made out of scratch ..!?.. ~~
~~ I'm not a stalker .. he just happen to b' in the same place at the same time .. a lot .. oh! by the way .. U're out of ice cream ~~

... rAndOm thOUghts ...

... some random thoughts: it can b hurtful/loving, truth/lies, sweet/bitterness, trust, loyal, annoyed/pissed, angry/mad .. tears n sound of laughter ... thoughts that I mostly shared on my facebook page .. it may not happening to me rite at the moment but I know it did happen to me b4 'n mite happen in the future ...

~~ if U don't x'pect anything, U won't b disappointed 'n U might b' pleasantly surprise ! ~~
~~ always b prepared, always b' Urself 'n always b' honest .. that is a good recipe for self respect, self love 'n self worth ~~
~~ every time U hurt me, every time I felt pain .. every lie that U told me, made me who am I today ~~
~~ whatever secrets or lies U have hidden in the dark will eventually come out into the light .. where everyone can see U for what U 'r ~~
~~ just b'cos I'm strong 'n will get over it doesn't mean it don't hurt like hell ! ~~

~~ did U notice that LIVE backwards is EVIL 'n LIVED is DEVIL ..!?.. creepy huh! ~~
~~ keep that name in Ur head .. U'll b' screaming that later ~~
~~ friends ask U what's wrong when U cry .. best friends already have shovel ready to bury the dickhead that made U cry ~~
~~ someone once told me I should quit smoking .. 'n I told him "sweetheart .. mama didn't raise no quitter" ~~
~~ on a cloudy night when friends 'r few, I closed my eyes 'n thought of U .. a silent hope, a silent tear, a silent wish that U were here ~~
~~ he's not being lazy .. he is just being energy efficient ~~
~~ U know U're in a bad mood when chocolate doesn't even cheer U up ~~

~~ I'm starting more 'n more distant as the days pass by in front of my eyes .. but I can't x'plain why ~~
~~ wishes life could b like kindergarten all the time .. where the dreams where high 'n the drama was when Ur crayon got stolen ~~
~~ never forget Ur friends from Ur past .. for one day, U might need 'em in Ur future ~~
~~ sometimes, it just hits U like a ton of bricks, 'n when it does .. Ur heart shatters into a tiny pieces ~~
~~ count every moment like U count sheep .. time is a waste of life 'n life is a waste of time .. so waster U time living Ur life 'n b' happy ~~

~~ reminds U to b' careful whose toes U read on today .. they may be part of the foot attached to the legs that support the arse U have to kiss tomorrow ~~
~~ remember Ur greatest weapon is prayer b'cos it is the key to heaven; but faith unlocks the door ~~
~~ they say: don't cry for what is gone, smile about what remains .. no matter what it is that U lost; U can still always find value in what is left ~~
~~ trust is a fragile thing .. easy to break, easy to lose 'n very hard to get back ~~
~~ 'n I can't help but wonder when our eyes met ..!?.. did I catch U staring at me or was it U caught me ~~
~~ knowing that U 'r loved by someone .. makes every morning worth getting up for ~~

~~ sex is like a restaurant : sometimes U get x'cellent service, sometimes U get very poor service 'n sometimes .. U just have to settle for self-service ~~
~~ I didn't slap U .. I applied my hand across Ur face in a fast-motion ~~
~~ U might think U 'r all that b'cos U 'r dating my ex .. but I have just one question: HOW DO I TASTE ??~~
~~ why wait for life to get x'citing ? .. I make it x'citing everyday by just being me ~~
~~ don't U think it's funny that Mr. Crabbs lives in Bikini Bottom ..!?.. ~~
~~ hates when ppl act like U're too stupid to figure anything out .. yet in reality, they 'r too stupid to know that U already have ~~

~~ go ahead 'n talk b'hind my back .. it puts U in a better position to KISS MY ASS ~~
~~ sorry that plastic surgery can't fix Ur mistakes .. but there's always plastic bag ~~
~~ no sweetheart U're still ugly .. but U got laid b'cos Ur easy ~~
~~ if I'm a bitch then U're a bitch .. Ur mums a bitch for having a bitch .. Ur dads a bitch for fucking a bitch .. so who's the bigger bitch now ?? BITCH !! ~~
~~ has given up silent treatment .. he's talking to himself again ~~
~~ don't try hard to fit in .. life is boring if U're not a little insane ..-sometimes- ~~
~~ go to hell ! I would if I could but I can't so I won't .. but that's only b'cos the devil gave me a restraining order not to ~~
~~ when U think about wanting to kill that bastard .. just stop 'n think .. they would suffer more if U let 'em live ~~
~~ next time we meet .. I'll try waving all my fingers ~~

~~ I wake up n think of U for a minute .. then I go to sleep n dream of U for hours .. but when I wake up the next morning, I wonder for a second ..!?.. if U do the same for me ~~
~~ if one day U feel lonely , feel like U have nobody .. just remember to look back, 'cos U will always find me ~~
~~ ever since I met U .. all of those love songs make sense ~~
~~ there's always g'nna b' that one person .. no matter what they do, what they say or how many times they may hurt U .. U just can't let them go 'cos they mean so much to U ~~
~~ there's no point of chasing someone who don't chase U ~~
~~ if U asked me if I liked U, I would laugh 'n say no .. but then I would turn around 'n say: "I don't like U - I love U" ~~
~~ when I saw U I'm afraid to meet U, when I met U I'm afraid to kiss U, when I kiss U I'm afraid to love U .. 'n when I love U , I was afraid to lose U ~~
~~ WE 'R G'NNA END UP TOGETHER .. U JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET ~~

Janvier Daily 'n his skin

... my dear Janvier Daily 'n his skin ...

.. would b really nice to wake up every morning next to that body .. hi!hi!

.. status update ...

.. my FACEBOOK status update part two ...


... L O V E ...

~~ we do not fall in love with beautiful people .. we find them beautiful b'cos we love them ~~
~~ if U love someone, show them .. b'cos U could soon find Urself watching them walk out the door .. words mean nothing but actions mean everything ~~
~~ if a person is single , doesn't really mean that he/she knows nothing about love .. in fact, going solo is a lot wiser than being in a wrong relationship ~~
~~ sometimes the best hugs 'r the ones U least x'pect ~~
~~ each days has its own memories, 'n when the days through .. the things that I remember 'r the things I did with U ~~
~~ have U ever liked someone so much that when Ur day is going bad all U have to do is look at the person ~~
~~ I fall asleep thinking of U .. dreaming of things I wish were true .. as I wake I shed a tear .. 'cos I awake without U here ~~

.. L I F E ..

~~ there 'r angels all around, they come in all shapes 'n sizes 'n usually appear when U least x'pect it but most need it ~~
~~ I AM WHAT I AM; Ur approval isn't needed .. accept me as is or go away 'n leave me alone .. I can't please everyone so I have chosen to please God .. bless U all ~~
~~ smart person learns from their mistakes .. wise person learns from mistakes of others ~~
~~ the human spirit is stronger than anything or anyone .. don't let someone break Ur spirit .. b who God intended U to b' >YOURSELF< .. don't let 'em drag U down ~~
~~ don't burn the bridge U cross .. U never know when Ur path may lead U to it again ~~

~~ sometimes the hardest decision to make is the one that is best for U .. but in the end U have to trust Ur heart to do what is right ~~

.. ROMANCE ...

~~ ask me no questions I will tell U no lies .. U will find what U're looking for when U look in my eyes ~~
~~ U gave me Ur love right from the start .. U gave me hope 'n gave m Ur heart .. now each night I pray to God above .. for sending to me my one true love ~~
~~ love me always , have me never .. U 'n me together .. baby I mean forever ~~
~~ roses 'r red , violets 'r blue .. nothing in life mattered 'till the day I met U ~~
~~ I don't know where I stand with U 'n I don't know what I mean to U ..!?.. all I know is everytime I think of U .. all I w'nna do is to b' with U ~~
~~ if kisses were raindrops I'll send U showers .. if hugs were seconds I'll send U hours .. if smile is water I'll send U the sea .. if love is a person I'd send U me ~~
~~ I saw a shooting star tonight .. but I didn't make a wish b'cos U're all I could ever want ~~

.. L Y R I C S ..

~~ 'n sometimes .. lyrics of a song explain it all ~~
~~ music is our escape from reality .. it's the one thing everyone in the whole world can share 'n enjoy .. 'n frankly , I think we need it ~~
~~ I got terminal uniqueness , I'm an egocentric man .. I get caught up in my freakness, but I ain't no Peter Pan ~~
~~ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover , I'm a child I'm a mother, I'm sinner I'm a saint .. I do not feel ashamed ~~
~~ U 'r strong when I am weak .. U 'r the words when I can't speak .. U never seem me through, that's the love I found in U ~~

.. weather ..

~~ shhush!! quiet .. don't scared the SUN away ~~
~~ sunshine + beautiful weather = happy people ~~
~~ thunderstorm: God way of letting us know .. boom!boom! I am here .. I will light up Ur life 'n pour blessings in Ur love ~~
~~ whether the weather b' fair, whether the weather b' hot .. we'll weather the weather whatever the weather .. whether we like it or not ~~
~~ I wish the weather would stay like this .. absolutely PERFECT ~~

.. NAUGHTY ..

~~ why don't U save Ur breath .. U're going to need it to inflate Ur date ~~
~~ can't wait to put my lips to something long 'n smooth 'n slurp the tasty liquid from within .. .. .. mm mm that beer is g'nna taste great tonight ~~
~~ understand why most meteorologists 'r men .. they tell U to x'pect 10 inches 'n in reality U only get about half ~~
~~ is looking forward to going out tonight .. but do I wear my halo or my horns ..!?.. ~~
~~ friends take Ur drinks away when they think U've had enuff .. real friends: will look at U stumbling round 'n say " BITCH drink up! U know we don't waste " ~~
~~ good boys go to heaven .. bad boys love to take U there ~~
~~ if U're not with me U're against me .. 'n if U're against me .. well! HELLO THERE ~~
~~ hey don't b selfish .. U will have that body for Ur entire life .. I just want it for tonight ~~
~~ life refers to one thing .. beginning with F ending with K 'n gives U motivation for the rest of the day .. FacebooK U silly people ~~

Madd Chadd Animation Ticking Brobot Glitching Transformer style

sexy hot hunk MADD CHADD

... U will like the way he moves I guarantee it ...

male model slash actor slash robot .. MADD CHADD ..

COCO MARTIN

my picture of the day ..
baby CoCo ..

stAtUs UpdAtE

.. my FaceBook status update ..

..WITTY ..

~~ great minds all think a like , dirty minds on the other hand ..!?.. work together ~~

~~ sleepy 'n grumpy .. 'n x'pects the other five dwarfs to follow throughout the course of the day ~~

~~ don't underestimate the work of volunteers - Titanic was built by professionals ..Noah's Ark was built by volunteers ~~

~~ it's hard to find a friend who is 92% funky, 96% sexy, 99% loving , 100% sweet 'n x'tremely intelligent .. so don't loose me OK! ~~

~~ is thinking ..!?.. if U 'r what U eat, then Imma go eat a skinny person ASAP !! ~~

.. HUMOR ..

~~ I check out all of my closet 'n there's no NARNIA ~~

~~ AHHH! I almost got hit by a parked car ~~

~~ just wanted U to know that I bet the dust-bunnies 'r doing it under Ur couch at this very moment ~~
~~ they say : treat others like U wanted to b' treated .. I guess a lot of ppl wanna b' treated like SH!T ~~

~~ don't U just rumors .. they tell U many awesome things U didn't even know about Urself ~~

.. BITCHY ..

~~ look at me 'n look at U .. now tell me hunny .. who's jealous of who ..?.. ~~

~~ I don't have anger management issue .. I manage my anger just fine .. U 'r the issue !! ~~

~~ sweety !.. just take Ur jealousy pills 'n stop hating on me ~~

~~ is trying to give a damn ................... .... ........ ............ ... ............... nope ! not working ~~
~~ ain't it funny when ppl can say things b'hind Ur back but can't say it in front of U .. 'n then they go blaming it on other ppl ~~


.. ANGRY / ANNOYED ..

~~ don't U just hate when ppl 'r nice to U one day 'n then nasty the other ~~
~~ I have decided to stop build friendship with ppl who frankly 'r'nt worth the effort .. if U get deleted , U will know U're one of 'em ~~
~~ hate it when ppl act like Ur friends then turn around 'n stab U in the back .. U feel like shit 'cos U don't know what to do .. 'cos U hate to lose friends ~~
~~ doing a crossword : what's 9 letters long, is someone who says one thing 'n does the other ..!?.. b'gins in H 'n ends in E .. oh yeah! HYPOCRITE ~~
~~ keeping my mouth shut of all the things I need to say .. b'cos in reality U'll just look at the other way 'n pretend U heard nothing ~~
~~ tried to b' perfect but I'm not .. tried to do things Ur way but I failed .. so here's to U .. I'm Sorry I'm Not PERFECT Enuff for YOU ~~

.. SARCASTIC-BITCHY-TRUTH ..

~~ wonder if some ppl really take the time to look in a mirror b4 they step outside in public .. seriously ~~
~~ is amazed by some ppl who post lies 'n forget that some of the ppl who see it - knows the TRUTH ~~
~~ keep talking b'hind my back bitch .. Ur just making me famous ~~
~~ I am what I am 'n will never change for nobody .. so if U have a problem with my attitude or outlook on life .. do me a favor .. KISS THIS !! ~~
~~ it feels great to b' back from my old me again .. yes! that's right the sarcastic-insulting-opinionated BITCH 'r here to stay .. if U don't like it .. it's Ur problem ~~
~~ me, myself 'n I had a talk .. 'n Ur's, Urself 'n U can kiss my ASS !! ~~

.. FUNNY / HAPPY ..

~~ is pondering that great question in life ......... ... shall I or shall I not have a drink ?? ~~
~~ think of the things that makes U HAPPY 'n love the things that makes U smile ~~
~~ wants to glue a silver dollar to the sidewalk 'n watch to see how many ppl would stop 'n try to pick it up ~~
~~ during to all my silly things I do during the days .. I almost think God is sitting back 'n laughing with me ~~
~~ I can not even have my own drama .. everyone keeps giving me theirs ~~
~~ of course U like me .. I amuse U ~~

janvier daily

I'm so addicted to him .. I love his face .. hi! hi!

I'm so in love with this guy ... his name is Janvier Daily .. 'n I want him mine .. he b'came 'n always will b' my imaginary boyfriend ... hi! hi!